What. The. Fuck.

Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting! I missed the fucking memo on kids and BUTT WORMS!! Yeah. You heard me.

Butt. Worms.

Yeah, yeah – I’m aware they are “pin worms” but when your kid tells you… oh you know what? I can’t even go there. I have been gagging and dry heaving ever since we discovered this fucking awful, disgusting, horrible condition. I am not normally a queasy person, but when it comes to parasites – forget it. Count me out.

I called N ‘s doctor, we got his medicine – now I’m officially the Motherfucking Poop Inspector, MD.

(barf. gag. vomit. worms in poop? vomit!)

Maybe you didn’t want to know that my child has butt worms but guess what, neither did I!

My mom says I probably had them when I was little too, she says we all did – I say, if that’s the case then I have successfully blocked it from my memory and I’d like for it to stay gone.

I cannot wait until this nightmare is over. Meanwhile, you can find me disinfecting everything….

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