* My name is Heather. This is a picture of me.

* I can be quite funny, and at times borderline obnoxious and rude. I prefer witty and charming, though.

* I’m a stay at home/work at home mom. I recently became employed full-time, am about to drop back to part-time, and am on the prowl for another full-time position somewhere else. Even though I’d much rather just win the lottery. Or meet the very wealthy man of my dreams

* I have one son, and he is the light of my life. He is 6 years old. He might be a comedian someday. Yes, he’s THAT funny.

* I love my friends, and am loyal to them. Some people call themselves friends, but they are not. I got nothing for those people.

* I love all things vintage and retro. (yes, even the “ugly” stuff!)

* I breathe photography - I am rarely caught without my camera, and I appreciate photography by others.

* I brake for yard sales. Seriously.

* I still believe in fairy tales and happy endings, despite all of the tragedy that has found it’s way into my life.

* I am an active member of our local Women’s Civic Club.

* I enjoy reading all types of books, mostly non-fiction (true crime, preferably) & literature.

* I love the Twilight Saga. I am in love with Edward Cullen. Yes, I am one of those people.

* I love arts & crafts & all things indie.

* I love to learn, and am always looking for an opportunity to gain knowledge about any and every thing possible.

* I am pursuing a college degree, and at the ripe age of 33 I am still undecided about what I want to be when I grow up. I wish being happy was considered successful and paid the bills, because really, that’s what I’m all about. Just being happy.

“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in life. And I am horribly limited.” ~ Sylvia Plath