F*** me dead I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with only your readership as life preserver, being distracted by the shiny things, just generally being Snow White to every Lost Boy that crosses my path, my day is fun and exciting from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster till I run out of alcohol. I am putting money aside so I can run away. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I declare solemnly I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. You wanna test me? Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

( I am not really crazy – this post was generated from this website. )

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